On Throwing a Party Advertising One’s Inability to Find a Man.

I guess this is the part where the wedding — in all of its robust, tulle-ified glory — becomes my albatross:
I’ve got to plan a Bachelorette Party.
The bachelorette party is its own filthy beast, and I mean that in the nicest of ways.  Not only am I not getting married but I now must plan [...]

I can see the headline now…

“FATHER OF THE BRIDE CHOKES TO DEATH AFTER HEARING HIS DAUGHTER IS PLANNING A MUCH MORE EXTRAVAGANT WEDDING THAN HE HAD BEEN LED TO BELIEVE.”

Tonight Father of the Bride and I had dinner at the local Mexican food joint. We ran into one of our old neighbors and her child, who I used to babysit [...]