On Throwing a Party Advertising One’s Inability to Find a Man.

I guess this is the part where the wedding — in all of its robust, tulle-ified glory — becomes my albatross:
I’ve got to plan a Bachelorette Party.
The bachelorette party is its own filthy beast, and I mean that in the nicest of ways.  Not only am I not getting married but I now must plan [...]

I do not subscribe to “InStyle.” Could you tell?

Today my sister, heretofore referred to as Bridezilla (I’m sorry, but you’ve earned it), posted an entry about an idea she saw mentioned in some sort of literary magazine known as “InStyle Weddings.”
I do not read “InStyle Weddings.”
I can only imagine that this is a sister publication to the other magazine that I do not [...]

What an honor.

It’s official. There’s a ring and a date. It’s true love. Birds and bees and large amounts of money being thrown at them.
Tonight, after a nice dinner, while the lilacs rustled in the wind and the piano played softly, I was asked the question that every girl my age is dying to [...]