Things Strangers Normally Don’t Discuss

Dear Bachelorette Party Attendee*:
Thanks for agreeing to come to the bachelorette party.  Regarding your offer of cupcakes, perhaps some phallic-decorated cupcakes are in order?
Maidzilla
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Maidzilla:
Oh wow. I almost forgot that I have a cake pan in the shape of a giant
cock.  This can be pressed, happily, into a sausage fest of cake and
icing.
Say the word,
Bachelorette Party [...]

On Throwing a Party Advertising One’s Inability to Find a Man.

I guess this is the part where the wedding — in all of its robust, tulle-ified glory — becomes my albatross:
I’ve got to plan a Bachelorette Party.
The bachelorette party is its own filthy beast, and I mean that in the nicest of ways.  Not only am I not getting married but I now must plan [...]