Hot Child in the Crawford

Jenna Bush & Henry Hager Wedding Facts
from this CNN.com article.
cross-posted at MeanRachel.com

Bride: Jenna Welch Bush
Known by her friends as “Hot Toddy”
Groom: Henry Chase Hager
Known by his friends as “Sucker.”
Place: President Bush’s Prairie Chapel Ranch, Crawford, Texas
Where the Heaven’s Gate cult cut their teeth before they moved to Cali.
Guests: More than 200 friends and relatives
I turned [...]

I can see the headline now…

“FATHER OF THE BRIDE CHOKES TO DEATH AFTER HEARING HIS DAUGHTER IS PLANNING A MUCH MORE EXTRAVAGANT WEDDING THAN HE HAD BEEN LED TO BELIEVE.”

Tonight Father of the Bride and I had dinner at the local Mexican food joint. We ran into one of our old neighbors and her child, who I used to babysit [...]

I do not subscribe to “InStyle.” Could you tell?

Today my sister, heretofore referred to as Bridezilla (I’m sorry, but you’ve earned it), posted an entry about an idea she saw mentioned in some sort of literary magazine known as “InStyle Weddings.”
I do not read “InStyle Weddings.”
I can only imagine that this is a sister publication to the other magazine that I do not [...]

What an honor.

It’s official. There’s a ring and a date. It’s true love. Birds and bees and large amounts of money being thrown at them.
Tonight, after a nice dinner, while the lilacs rustled in the wind and the piano played softly, I was asked the question that every girl my age is dying to [...]