Dear Bachelorette Party Attendee*:
Thanks for agreeing to come to the bachelorette party. Regarding your offer of cupcakes, perhaps some phallic-decorated cupcakes are in order?
Maidzilla
*
Maidzilla:
Oh wow. I almost forgot that I have a cake pan in the shape of a giant
cock. This can be pressed, happily, into a sausage fest of cake and
icing.
Say the word,
Bachelorette Party Attendee
*
Bachelorette Party Attendee:
Let’s do it.
Maidzilla
*names have been changed to protect the unmarried
