Things Strangers Normally Don’t Discuss

Dear Bachelorette Party Attendee*:
Thanks for agreeing to come to the bachelorette party.  Regarding your offer of cupcakes, perhaps some phallic-decorated cupcakes are in order?
Maidzilla
*
Maidzilla:
Oh wow. I almost forgot that I have a cake pan in the shape of a giant
cock.  This can be pressed, happily, into a sausage fest of cake and
icing.
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