March 25, 2008...3:39 am

What an honor.

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It’s official. There’s a ring and a date. It’s true love. Birds and bees and large amounts of money being thrown at them.

Tonight, after a nice dinner, while the lilacs rustled in the wind and the piano played softly, I was asked the question that every girl my age is dying to hear:

Will you be my maid of honor?

I’ve now entered a committed relationship.  With a wedding.

Is there a Facebook status for that?

2 Comments

  • Is this going to be a Vineyard Vines wedding? I’m guessing it is.

  • i think this question should be treated like a job offer. there should be negotiations on important details such as, will i be able to pick my own dress? do i have to throw a bachelorette party? if so, what level of humilation are you willing to commit to? this last is especially pertinent if the answer to the first question is ‘no’.

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